One big question remains: Do werewolves get discounts on clothes at department stores?
After Jacob Black rips his clothes up eight times a day to turn into a werewolf, where does he get his new outfit? Does he have a Macy's baggie stashed away in the woods to quickly pop on some jeans and a cotton v-necks?
Perhaps, local Kohl's sponsors his escapades by providing seventy five matching sets of khakis and flannel shirts?
Or, he just visits a second hand store to save some money. But wait, Jacob Black looks like a GAP commercial so it must be the discounts for werewolves. BTW, is there a discount on chewing toys at the pet shops? Because that would fall into the young werewolf category as well.
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