So the 27-year-old Prince Harry had some fun in Las Vegas. Drinks, nude girls, and partying. The TMZ got the pictures and the net is blowing up. Is this really a front page news these days? Some drunk dude partying? Send the Redcoats to the rescue!
Not surprisingly, Prince Charles is already threatening to sue all the British news media if they publish any of that shiznit. Queen Victoria would trip over her tight corset seeing this decadence.
But who can blame a rich twenty-something for being just plainly horny and immature. It's not like he was streaking on the Las Vegas Strip. Although the street name would imply that nudity is encouraged.
I wonder who sold the photos to TMZ? At first, I felt that gutter muncher would perfectly describe the douchebag or douchette who sold the pics. Then, I realized that making money of stupidity of others is perfectly legit business.
So this is my top 10 list of the lucrative pictures in disgraced positions:
10. Jack Black - eating organic carrots
9. Joe Biden - giving a backrub to a man
8. Paris Hilton - giving a commencement speech at a university
7. Rod Blagojevich - without his wig
6. Arnold Schwarzenegger - doing a cow yoga pose
5. Chris Rock - getting a backrub from Joe Biden
4. Joan Rivers - discreetly removing laundry clips from the back of her head
3. George Clooney - getting married in Cancun
2. Kim Kardashian - getting butt collagen injection
1. Taylor Swift - being spanked by a femdom
Happy hunting you paparazzi you!
