Saturday, April 13, 2013

Werewolf and department store discounts

The Twilight Saga movies became something comparable to the Star Wars Saga or Lord of the Rings Saga. Story about Bella and her adventures with the blood thirsty vampires and cuddly werewolves are here to stay.

One big question remains: Do werewolves get discounts on clothes at department stores?
After Jacob Black rips his clothes up eight times a day to turn into a werewolf, where does he get his new outfit? Does he have a Macy's baggie stashed away in the woods to quickly pop on some jeans and a cotton v-necks?

Perhaps, local Kohl's sponsors his escapades by providing seventy five matching sets of khakis and flannel shirts?

Or, he just visits a second hand store to save some money.  But wait, Jacob Black looks like a GAP commercial so it must be the discounts for werewolves.  BTW, is there a discount on chewing toys at the pet shops?  Because that would fall into the young werewolf category as well.

PSY is a true Korean gentleman

After the worldwide sensation "Gangnam Style", PSY cooked up another hit titled "Gentleman".  Yes, there are new moves associated with the song.  No choice but to learn a new dance after becoming proficient in "Gangnam Style".  Wedding DJs will be psyched. Pun absolutely intended.

Will the new song ease the tensions between North Korea and South Korea?  Perhaps Kim Jong-un could bust a move instead of busing a nuke?  Or, maybe North Koreans finally revolt against their butterball leader after realizing how much fun they've been missing all those years.

Undeniably, the song is a hit already.  At the time of this post, there are 6,901,112 YouTube hits already.  Go PSY!


UPDATE : 4/18/13   As of today, the video was watched 152,511,885 times! WOW!
UPDATE: on May 8th, 2013, PSY received 300,526,367 hits!